I don't like Cherry Chapstick!

You know how usually the most annoying songs are the songs that get stuck in your head? A friend of mine, William, was at Thailand one summer, right before he caught his flight he heard the song “Who Let the Dogs Out” in the taxi. The only thing he can remember from that trip now was that he had the song inside his head the entire time (imagine waking up every morning with "who let the dogs out, woof woof woof woof" in your head...)

According to my music mentor, Whoopi Goldberg in the Sisters Act 2, “if you wake up in the mornin', and you can't think of anything but singin' first... then you're supposed to be a singer. Girl.” Well, with that theory, I am supposed to be a lot of things like a professional videogame player, a "cereal" killer or occasionally a porn star, but I think I fit the best of being a singer as I get the most attention (mostly negative, but what the heck) from Scott when I sing.

Now, guess what song has been in this future Canadian Idol's head lately? This ridiculous song called “I kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry.

Okay, I admit the tune is kind of catchy, but the lyrics are just plain stupid, and I think it’s totally invading my pure homosexual mind and putting inappropriate sexual images in my head. Now when I look girls I kept on staring at their lips thinking whether it really taste like cherry Chap Stick. Furthurmore, I'm thinking of getting cherry Chap Stick myself because that might make my lips taste better. The song is making me gay....er! 

I am so going to release my first single, featuring the Bearforce1, called “I Kissed a Bear” with the following catchy and more appropriate lyrics:

“I kissed a bear and I like it,
I felt his beard and it ticks.
I kissed a bear coz I like hair,
Hope my boyfriend can grow a full beard.

It felt so raw, it felt so spike,
Smell of shaving cream is alright

I kissed a bear and I like it... I like it!”

Oh I have to sing this to Cleo tonight, she'll love it thinking I'm singing Twinkle Little Stars for her.

Comments

[Dave]

Omg! You don't even know. I keep hearing that song all the time! Lol. Love the alternate lyrics though, who will you get to star in the video?